A Specialist is one who knows more and more about less and less. –William J. Mayo.

A Medical Chest specialist is long-winded about the short winded.

If you have more surgeons, you’ll get more surgery. If you have more internists, you’ll get more lab tests. –John Wennberg.

Dermatologist make rash judgments. –Patricia Majewski.

A males gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.  —Carrie Snow.

I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me “sir.”—Joan Rivers