Doctor:  “You’ve simply got to have more diversion and relaxation in your life.”

Patient:  “But, Doctor, I’m too busy.”

Doctor: “Nonsense! The ants are hard-working creatures, but they always take time to attend all the picnics.”

“Oh, doctor,” said the young lady, “will the scar show?”

“That, madam,” said the doctor, “is entirely up to you.”

The town doctor was in bed when his phone rang and an excited voice told him that the baby had swallowed a cork screw. The doctor was about to leave for the patient’s home when the phone rang again.

The same voice came on the line and said: “It’s all right now, doctor. We’ve found another corkscrew.”

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